nasturbate:

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

its been a few months and my soul has still not returned to my body

(Source: epic-vines, via whisperintoass)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via chcherrymilk)

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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"Celebrate yourselves tonight.”

(Source: gurlsunderyou, via artpopist)

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

(via justacitygal)

a-pocket-full-of-fancy-ornaments:

weedblogandcoolshit:

My Grandma Rolling Blunts

This is going to be me when I’m older (:

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July 27th, 2014: Leaving her apartment in New York City

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

(via justacitygal)

get to know me: [2/5] favorite albums » The Fame Monster (2009)

"I wrote about everything I didn’t write on The Fame. While traveling the world for two years, I’ve encountered several monsters, each represented by a different song on the new record: my ‘Fear of Sex Monster,’ my ‘Fear of Alcohol Monster,’ my ‘Fear of Love Monster,’ my ‘Fear of Death Monster,’ my ‘Fear of Loneliness Monster’, and more."

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Holland Roden for Maxim USA july/august 2014.

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